"This is not a joke or saying, but during ''red ribbon week'' at our school, I would hang up a photo of Keith Richards that said ''say no to drugs'' . A beautiful woman shyly approaches him and says, "Excuse me, I hate to intrude, but I just have to tell you that I saw you play tonight , and I have never been so deeply affected by music before…""…It's like it woke up my mind and my heart . Your music touched me so deeply that I just want to take you home with me and make mad passionate love to you all night long ."He stares at her for a moment , and asks : "Did you see the first set or the second set? And we use the term leader relatively, as there’s not much left to lead across the border. Always up to speed with current events, just not in his own country, Batty bob had a few words for the Rhodes Must fall protesters. Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin.I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.During 1801’s Battle of Copenhagen, Nelson’s ships were pitted against a large Danish-Norwegian fleet.When his more conservative superior officer flagged for him to withdraw, the one-eyed Nelson supposedly brought his telescope to his bad eye and blithely proclaimed, “I really do not see the signal.” He went on to score a decisive victory.From Friday to Sunday, a ruin 48 You're never alone with a clone/He cruises like the Titanic/I saw him at the gym... ) 36 Slave, what do you say to your Lord and Master? Look, there are people out here who actually want to use the toilet! I have to keep this line open for sex 20 Style is like the clap. Well, not with you 13 Actually, I'm straight 12 Get real/Get a life/Get her/Get dressed/Get over it/Girlfriend! Be on it 7 I've been hurt before 6 I think you may be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit (See above) 5 Do you want to sleep with other people?
His friend is carrying a guitar case which is weird because he knows this guy doesn't play the guitar. so he can park in handicap spacestwo punks are in a car... the cophow many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? How can you tell when there's a singer trying to get in your front door? Okay, I'm a band nerd, so I've got alot."Don't look at the Trombones. The English language is filled with idioms, sayings and bits of slang that are derived from historical events and legends.While the connections are sometimes obvious, other phrases have become so commonplace that most speakers probably never stop to consider their source.Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? (protools is a high-end computer music production program)What has three legs and an a**hole on top? Being around bands often, I can say that drummers and bass are the backbone of a band, so, of course they get many jokes to compensate for what a lurch they can leave a band in when they leave. I guess now I could use an Amy Winehouse and they'd know her."This is not a joke or saying, but during ''red ribbon week'' at our school, I would hang up a photo of Keith Richards that said ''say no to drugs'' . Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate. Here's a couple that made me laugh"That Dude couldn't swing if ya hung him""Damn....he knows about time is that it's a magazine"Q:"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? A: Homeless"This girl hangs out for the whole gig and then tells the drummer -" Baby, I'll do anything you want, if you can say it in three words."He is a little surprised, but then smiles and says " Paint my house! When the banjo doesn't miss the dumpster How is an orgasm like a drum solo? How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? The kids generally have no idea who he is, but they are grossed out by it. Based on an unrepresentative sample of drug- crazed Muscle Marys, Men Who Love Too Much Cologne and sad bitches with cold sores and nothing better to do than fill in questionnaires!